Actually, one wife is plenty.
My apologies to everyone who came to this entry this morning. I have had a password protected email gateway that I use to post entries via email ever since this was a movable type blog. Unfortunately some spam randomly hit upon the key to the mechanism and ended up going all of the way through the system and ended up as an entry on the site. This really was left over from a time when phones and pagers could send email but did not have actual browsers or other web interfaces, so I've shut it down. My bad.